SayberX – The Cybersex Masturbator

This is going to be one of the ‘Secret Stash’ articles that’s never going to be shared on my Facebook profile. I may put it on the ‘Funny Stuff‘ page, and share it in some of the adult humour groups, but the automatic sharing to my AntonyM Copeland Facebook page is deactivated.

If you’re already curious enough to check out the SayberX website without reading further, follow this link and get yourself on the mailing list for updates.

The SayberX hasn’t been released yet, but it promises to be worth the wait. It’s a male sex toy designed to pair with a smartphone app that will allow your partner, or yourself if you prefer, to control the SayberX device remotely. It claims to provide a sensation that feels like real sex, and the app lets you control the tempo, the speed, of the rhythmic motion.

It has built in lubrication, an adaptable lining to fit snugly  around almost any sized penis, and is built to be durable. There’s also a ring available that can also be remotely controlled, allows you control the tempo with hand motions instead.

Personally, I’d like to see a set that includes the female equivalent, so that I can stimulate my partner the same time that they’re stimulating me. Of course if you’re a man who prefers men you could already do this, and get both you and your partner on the list for one each.

The SayberX could also be used for fraternity hazing. Challenge your new pledges to withstand the stimulation as long as possible, the first one to cum loses! If this idea appeals to you to you, click this link! Make sure you get all your frat buddies on the list so you have enough.

Perhaps you run a webcam show, or offer some other method of teasing men for a living. The SayberX to add another layer of delicious torture, and allow you to directly control the level of mastabatory stimulation your client receives. Effectively giving them the best virtual handjob they’ve ever had, and allowing you to get him off from the comfort of your own home. Get on the list!

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As you can see, once you’re signed up you can earn points for additional referrals. Get enough people to sign up and you could end up getting your own SayberX for free! You even get a few extra points just for liking the official Facebook and Twitter pages, but you have to sign up first to start getting points.

If you have no interest yourself, but think this is hilarious, or even know someone who would love this, share this article around so that I can get all the points! Muahaha!

Have a great day! 🙂

Honestly Sorry

Did you ever hear the phrase “better to beg forgiveness than ask permission”? It’s kind of been my philosophy regarding this blog. However, I seem to be upsetting some people. In some cases it’s only taken a little editing, such as the ‘Dating Disasters‘ article. Sometimes the offended party requires more.

There have been two articles now that I’ve had to pull from Facebook. However, these articles are still available here on the blog. Namely ‘Road to Recovery‘ and the article I wrote earlier today, ‘Adopt, Adapt and Improve‘. The first of which may have caused my ex her job. Now our relationship may not have been the best thing for either of us, but I certainly don’t want to be responsible for her getting fired. If she loses her job, it will be her own fault, not mine!

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The latest article offended my cousin, and when I mentioned this to my Mum, she became concerned that other members of the family might also have taken offense. Mum hadn’t read it yet, but I didn’t want her stressing over it. Especially since she’s been supporting me and helping me transition back to life in the UK. The part that really got to my cousin was when I mentioned trying to convince my Grandma to lie for me. I should instead be supporting their independence, and not trying to undermine their decision.

I should have realised that the level of honesty and openness that I’m demanding of myself in order to truly get to know myself might ruffle a few feathers that would rather keep certain things private. Even Dad told me that he might have to start being careful what he says around me. As you can see though, I’m not stopping. Instead my plan is to share only the articles that are inoffensive. Anything that might upset my family, Mum and Dad in particular, will be exclusive to the blog. Starting with this one81257-harry-potter-dont-care-gif-NO-tFUp.gif

In other words, if you want to see every single article I publish, then you need to either visit this blog daily, or enter your email address on the right hand side to follow this blog and get emailed alerts every time a new post goes up! Some will be getting links to this article privately via Facebook Messenger, so they know what’s up. If you’re one of them, well done, I’m not worried about offending you! 🙂

One of the things I liked about my ex-wife was her bluntness. I do need to be careful to keep this side of being deliberately hurtful and saying ‘just being honest’ by way of apology. That’s not honesty, that’s being obnoxious. I don’t like having to be sneaky though. I want to be open with them. Especially since, if I can’t be open with them with everything, I might be tempted to keep bigger things from them.

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I really want to get high, and one of the reasons I don’t try harder to acquire some weed, is because I’m being honest with my family about it and they are able to help me through it. I don’t want to start hiding anything, because I fear it would be a slippery slope. However, they’ve asked me to stop being so honest. So be it.